It's Not Hoarding, It's Collecting T-Shirt by The Haus of Shag

Inspired by a trip to the INKcarceration music and tattoo festival in Ohio, and all the t-shirts on display, sometimes you just want to notify people around you (or warn them) of what they might be getting themselves into... Not guaranteed to attract or repel potential mates.

Ask Me About My Extensive Dildo Collection print on the front, Haus of Shag logo on the back.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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