Say Your Prayers and Eat Vagina

$21.50

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Well, let me tell you somethin', brother! The 12 time world champion is here, and I'm ready to drop some knowledge on how to give oral pleasure like a champion, brother!

Step into the ring with respect and consent, brother! Communication is the name of the game. Talk to your partner, ask 'em what they like, what they want, and what they're comfortable with. That's rule number one, brother, always get that green light before you start droppin' any leg drops!

Now, when it comes to hygiene, you gotta be cleaner than a freshly scrubbed ring, dude! Take a shower, brush your teeth, and make sure you're fresh as a daisy. Your partner will appreciate it, and it'll make the experience more enjoyable for everyone involved.

When it's showtime, brother, take it slow and start with some gentle kisses and caresses. Explore the outer regions of the vulva, using your tongue, lips, and mouth to tease and tantalize. Take your time and feel the crowd's energy, brother!

The clitoris, brother, it's the powerhouse of pleasure! Pay attention to this sensitive gem, and treat it with respect. Use your tongue and lips to create a symphony of sensations. Experiment with different techniques, like circles, licks, and even some light nibbles. Feel the rhythm, brother, and find that perfect tune that gets your partner rockin'!

Don't forget to mix it up, dude! Variety is the spice of life, and that applies to oral sex too. Switch up your moves, brother! Combine licking, sucking, and gentle nibbling to create a masterpiece of pleasure. Listen to your partner's cheers and adjust your strategy accordingly.

Bring in the tag team, brother! Get your hands involved in the action. Gently stimulate the surrounding areas like the labia, the vaginal opening, and even the perineum. It'll add a whole new level of excitement, and your partner will be cheering for more!

Remember, brother, it's not just about the destination, it's about the journey. Stay focused, stay present, and give it your all. Watch your partner's reactions, listen to their cues, and deliver the ultimate performance. This is a championship match, brother, and you're going for the gold!

So, step into that ring of pleasure with confidence, respect, and enthusiasm. Be the intercontinental champion of oral sex, brother, and show your partner a wild ride they'll never forget!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28